| 1. Employer to applicant: In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. 2. Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months. 3. Judge to defendant: Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third time? Defendant: Well, you come every day. 4. Why did the man wear a wet shirt? Because the shirt's label said: Wash and wear. 5. Q: Which city is trying to get rid of its mad people? A: Madrid ..... MAD.. RID (got it!!) 6. A teacher was testing the young student's intelligence. When is your birthday dear? asked the teacher to his six-year old. 22nd February, said the child. What year my dear? Asked the teacher. Every year, said the child with a smile. 7 Sunny: My mom took me to the cemetery last Sunday. Sonia: Oh! anyone dead? Sunny: Yes All of them 8. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Can't be. Why Not? Opportunity knocks only once. 9. Q: What is the best place to go to when you are dying? A: The living room. 10. Q: When can 60 people stand under an umbrella without getting wet? A: When it isn't raining. 11. Raju: How many sides does a circle have? Ravi : A circle does not have any side. Raju: Yes, it does, the inside and the outside. 12. Q: Why are doctors and lawyers never perfect? A: Because they are always practising. |
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